2008 sucked. For pretty much everybody. And this new year has both Hope and Change and Bacon and now, GUMBALLS! Specifically BACON gumballs!

Hey, if you're going to eat bacon, why not bacon that lasts a really long time, is tasty (as bacon is wont to be) and that you can blow bubbles? If this isn't the closest thing to heavenly gum there is, I don't want to know about it.